Armstrong, wrote a book called "Simply Amazing," which chronicles the stories of people who have overcome adversity as told to him on his radio show. Long Islander K. Armstrong got his start with Howard Stern — first as an intern then as a cast member and producer. Armstrong, 44, spoke by phone from the radio station in between interviews for his forthcoming collections "Simply Amazing Women" and "Simply Amazing Children.
I started as a summer intern. My first college internship was at Comedy Central. I lived at home on the island and commuted to midtown on the LIRR.
Then I got an internship with Howard. He invited me into the writing meetings and started using my stuff all the time. Although all seemed well, the dog died a week later while sleeping in the bed with K. Robin concurs: "Just own up to it--you killed the dog. Included in K. Do you really have fantasies about children??? Well, yes. I guess I like innocence. My collection of Barney tapes!
Good night! It makes me so angry! He hates people as a rule. Despite the prospect of a prize of an X-Box, K. The next move he would have been touching sack. Tuesday, 1 May K. Monday, 30 April A K. Tuesday, 27 March K. As with the first lie detector test that K. With each question K. Ed sums up K. He was definitely deceptive. I'm telling you I'm not gay!
Get it through your head! I'm straight! Eat me! I put it on my ass, though. Everyone is convinced that the symptoms were entirely in K. Howard believes that K. The evil voice will suggest that he snatch babies and throw them or push old women down stairs. The good voice will talk him out of it. The voices often continue to argue, even when K.
Occasionally he has to command them both to "Stop! Robin, apparently embarrassed for K. You're like a Ken doll! Upon completion K. Friday, 26 January The first K. While discussing the upcoming trip to Las Vegas, K. Tuesday, 12 December More excretory problems signal K. And it was a considerable amount. And I had to drive for an hour and a half serenading in that stuff. It was funny, man! I was laughin'! It was no good! Wednesday, 29 November K. When trying to get to sleep K.
They just did it on E. I just don't do well on tests! Show" as K. After lamenting his failed football career and taking pride in calling himself "a big, dumb animal" K. I'm six foot tall. Thursday, 28 September Better late than never: K. Monday, 5 September Further explorations into the bottomless pit of K. I almost cried during that commercial with the dog in the rain.
The gang is mortified, but the ever-loyal Jackie "The Jokeman" leaps to K. Don't any of you finding it relaxing to think about blowing your own head off? Two consecutive days of exciting revelations: K. When a caller asks K. I have!! It's a hobby," K. He cut off his own ear and gave it to his girlfriend. That's cool! Something you'll never be. In fact, Van Gogh severed his own left ear lobe.
Wednesday, 14 June It's K. Further revelations: A devastating Kyle Casey shocker: K. Tuesday, 30 May K. Howard disagrees with K. You disgust me. Jennie Garth 7. Britney Spears K. Elizabeth Hurley 5. Jennifer Aniston 4.
Jenny Nolan 3. Pam Anderson 2. Christina Applegate And K. That's awesome!!! I'm good! Monday, 10 January Another spectacular Monday in terms of K. That tanning parlour burned me!!!
The guys who hang out at K. Despite being a tanning aficionado K. I do that! My girlfriend caught me flexing. How obvious is the gag order? That, coupled with KC's great fear of never working again if he tells the truth about the goblin, means we'll never get the real story. We just want to question your sexuality and put you under the audience's scrutiny so we can pick out every little flaw for them.
Gary's kind of jealous that you're good looking while he's a hideous ape and he'd really like a chance to call you a "fag" on the air every day, ok? So would Ralph, even though he's not jealous of you, he really wants you to fuck him hard in the ass. And wouldn't it be funny if we told the world you have a really low I.
I think it would be hilarious to tell the world you're slightly smarter than Wendy the Retard. It should really help advance your career in the industry, when we toss you I mean when you decide to move on to bigger things, like Stuttering John did. Sure, we know you're emotionally unstable and what we're going to do to you will probably make you worse, but hey, look what we did for Hank Nassif by encouring him to down all that booze and play the fool for us.
We made "Hank the Anry Drunken Dwarf" a household name, and he even got a website out of the deal. He died a famous dwarf because of this show! We're going to do a similar thing with you. Since you're already a little nuts, we want you to play that up, let it all hang out, get down with your bad self, just like Hank did - before he died. You'll be the wacky, almost out-of-control, moronic, latent-homosexual character in the cast.
Just think of how famous we can make you! By the way, even though you'll be performing frequently on the show, you won't get to join AFTRA and earn union scale. Don't feel bad, neither did Hank or Elephant Boy, or Jeff or Think of this show as kind of like the Wal-Mart of radio. Love, Howard. Why make excuses for him? The whole cast has been in this environment for a long time.
I see him dead with or without Stern, and KC isn't a wackpacker. Seems to go both ways in this case. H has sounded like he's been close to talking about KC only to be reigned in by Robin. Kc said that he had become "dangerous", but was it ever stated exactly what did get him fired. There must have been a final straw act. Did the "possible" scam with kc and the gambling web site have anything to do with his dismissal?
Or is kc just as delusional as Stern thinking anyone would actually buy his CD to hear exactly what happened. I thought they were great. I think KC got a winner on his hands with this dvd. Oh yeah. Farting and saying "Fuck you" to people passing by is high comedy. It would be the funniest thing I ever saw, if I was five. Maybe KC should change his name to Stillers and spill the beans.
Nobody would ever figure out who Stillers really was!!!!! What was harder. Licking your own ass as Stillers or getting the taste of your own shit off of your tongue? How bad does this moron wish he had some friends? Love me, daddy!!!
Nobody likes me!!!! Why do people laugh at me when I lick Howard's ass? I wish other people thought I was important!!! Table of Contents. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. Do not sell my personal information. Cookie Settings Accept. Manage consent. Close Privacy Overview This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website.
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